Ted So, Carla, when will you be back?
Carla Not for a year
Ted's Band (Gasp) A year?
Carla Not for one long, long year
Ted's Band Mmmm, mmmm....
We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us
Nurse Roberts And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus
Doug When you leave us all, we'll be upset
Janitor Look out -- that floor is very wet
All We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Ted Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?
Dr. Kelso Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete?
Todd Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?
Carla "Pincho chiquito"
Todd Thanks I'm usin' that
All Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Turk My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk
Carla He's right of course, and yet my heart
In spite of this feels torn apart
All We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here
Ted I need a tissue, Carla
All We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
