Check out my hair, isnt it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo
Were throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though were all wearing tons of makeup
Are managers says we have to act straight
Even were all gay
Were at the beach acting like were hunting for chicks
But secretly what were looking for is some dck
Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They cant know oh oh
That youre not hetero
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
Get away you pschyos I have some mase
Damn that blow oh ohs
Bet that you taste beautiful
No no Get lost you druged up homos
Were playing sports so we seem staight.
Our manager said thats a good way ah ah
You need the gals for record sales
So you better be kicking that ball all damn day
Oh whats the point
Everyone can see it
Its obvious we like pens
We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
Lets all get in the water and masturbate
Im gonna think about you
Im gonna think about you too
God damn it guys stop being gay
99% of your fans are staright ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away
Oh fine (ine) (ine) well save it for another time
Theres a girl go and act like straight guys.
Na na na na na na na na na na
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Hey girl, Im suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pens go ever soft
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
Hey, boys, its the Hoff
Ive been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that youre all looking mighty fine
Why dont we head back to my place and have some wine
Ya, lets go that sounds so magical
No, no, no, do not go over to his home.
Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine theyre beautifull.
